About Me

LLOYD SALE | adjective (… probably)
lloyd sa • le | lɔjd sel | [loid say-ul]

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definition of lloyd sale:

• erratically dressed graphic/UX designer. born and raised just north of london and currently residing in chester.
   

• lover of tottenham hotspur first and foremost. has an unhealthy obsession with bloc party. owns too many beanie hats and christmas jumpers. has an impressive video game collection. challenge him to crash team racing at your peril.
   

• wanted to be a physiotherapist as a youngster, but was, and still is, absolutely abysmal at anything related to science. has a simply absurd knowledge of flags of the world.
   

• previous job titles include:

  • a youth football referee

  • a men's football referee

  • a barman (twice)

  • an insurance salesman (but that last one only lasted for a day and a half, because sod cold calling people and selling something they don’t want)

 

origin:

early october 1991

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synonyms:

salesy [nickname]

lloydus [nickname]